We’re back for round two. Thank you to everyone that subscribed after the first one, and hopefully, as we go on these will get better and better. Always remember, you need my help.
X-Large 1988 Redwood Shores/Stanford Rowing Classic Tee: Neither you or I will ever step foot into a rowing boat, doesn’t mean we can’t cosplay.
70s Medium Campus 2-Ply Shetland Wool Cardigan: Perfect for hitting Balthazar alone for your free glass of champagne and pretending you're the main character.
Large 90s Fathers Day 5K Tee: Do you have a dad? Do you know a dad? Is a man in your life expecting? This is the drip they need to be reminded of why they became a father.
Large 90s Bolder Boulder Tee: A great tee to hit the bar in on Christmas after you realize your parents don’t love you anymore. Remember, pain is temporary, trauma is forever.
Large 70s Snoopy “All-American” Tee: Snoopy is cooler than you’ll ever be, but this shirt will push you in the right direction.
Medium 50s Catalina Fly Fishing Trunks: A 2-inch inseam separates the men from the boys.
Large 90s Glen Abbey Fair Isle Shetland V-Neck: Perfect for all you that love to repost pics from Gramparents on your mood board.
70s Small Rocky Mountain Featherbed Vest: Perfect for your misses or any fellas trying to look like a sexy Michelin man this winter.
80s Small Hawaii “I got Lei’d” Tee: You’ll probably never get the bod you need to be hot and cool on the beaches of Waikiki, but at least you’ll have this fire tee.
80s Medium Squash Championship Coke Tee: Pretending to have played squash is so much cooler than having ever actually played.
80s Large Speedo Team USA Track Jacket: Looks great with a buzz cut, a bagged-up tall boy, and an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips.
90s X-Large Nike Court Track Pants: These will convince everyone you didn’t just start playing tennis because you saw your favourite podcasters hitting some balls at the East River Tennis Courts.
40s Abercrombie Blue Pleated Trouser: The pre-fierce era may have been a little less sexy, but at least it was manufactured stateside.
And we’re ending with a special little extra list of picks. A couple great made-in-USA OCBD Brooks Brothers Shirts. Some wall street fella put his blood sweat and tears into these shirts making the dot com bubble happen wearing these, and now you can wear them when you get dressed up to aimlessly walk around downtown.
90s 16-3 White Brooks Brothers Oxford
70s 17-6 White Brooks Brothers Oxford
90s 16-3 Yellow Brooks Brothers Oxford
90s 16-3 Pink Slim Fit Brooks Brothers Oxford
90s 16.5-2 Blue and White Striped Brooks Brothers Oxford
70s 15.5-3 Blue End-on-End Brooks Brothers Button Down
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